Never venture East.

i’ve found the most beautiful human being ever, and i am so thankful i just want to cry.

snuggalo:

forcing yourself to not be jealous over something

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I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

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the-vashta-nerada:

when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it

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scopesandskullties:

not-obama:

humbleboar:

epic-humor:

if a poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic or less toxic

less toxic. when the black hand gang (idk some people from the start of WW1) tried to commit suicide, they drank old cyanide but it just made them vomit

again, tumblr teaching me more than school ever will

You have a really crappy school if they didn’t tell you about the Black Hand because they literally started World War 1.

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shadowlink-:

i like this picture of gordon ramsay being upset over soup

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